Asteroid, Steroid, Android, What Else Ends in "Roid?"

I'm not going to write down the word.  The word is ugly.  The word means discomfort and suffering.  I guess if I were a man, I wouldn't be so shocked.  Men, you know, already have stuff "down there." "Stuff" that gets in the way.  Girls don't.  It's all clear "down there."  Well, unless you exercise too much and something happens "down there."  I've lost almost twenty pounds and I've gained one of "those."  God help me!

Four Freakin' Pounds!!!!

I lost four pounds last week!  My body is changing.  I actually can see my hip bones again.  It's nice to know they're still there.  My clothes are excessively baggy and I need to schedule a serious shopping trip.  OptiFast works - slowly but surely.  I love my ever-shrinking ass and my face is becoming much thinner.  Life is good!