Willy Wonka Can Kiss My One Pound Heavier Ass

Yes - I gained 1.3 pounds last week - and it's all Willy Wonka's fault.  Not that he's actually a person or anything (even I know that).  But the mere fact I watched the original movie (the one with Gene Wilder) more times than I care to share and became obsessed with the chocolate river and those edible gummy plants (the ones with the whipped cream middles), is enough to blame that fictional character on my 1.3 pound weight gain last week.  Sounds irrational, doesn't it?  Well, whoop-de-do, it's my pity party and I can lie if I want to.  I'd love to eat a real Wonka Bar right now, not the waxy ones Nestle now manufactures.  I'm done crying over spilt weight gain.  Back to exercising!