If Crap Had an Asshole...

my dinner would be shooting out of it. A variety of gut-busting seeds and nuts pulverized in some high speed blended then sprinkled over a burnt piece of tofu. Fuck you, genetics. I coulda had a small ass. I coulda been slender. I coulda been somebody, instead of having a big bum...I know lame "On the Waterfront" quote but I feel a little like Marlon Brando. Slim and sexy in my youth, thick and pasty in my middle age. I suppose there are worse things than tofu. I'll think about it and get back to you.