Passive Feeder

I was reading about the basking shark today whose mouth is the size of NASA's super guppy cargo hold. I kid you not. This shark's open mouth resembles the Piccadilly tube station stop in London. My point is it's a passive feeder. It unhinges its jaw and allows millions of plankton to unknowingly drift into it's unassuming death trap. I, too, have become a passive feeder. Allowing bits and baubles of cheese, almond crackers, M&M relics discovered nestled in my couch cushions, etc., to, somehow, find their way into my freakishly-large mouth. Maybe I'm a basking shark.