One thing about being back on an Opti-Fast regime is the peeing. Lots of it due to the liquid nature of the diet. Two shakes and one soup everyday in addition to the normal load of tea and water. My bladder is one happy (and fully distended) organ. No one really likes discussing their urination habits, unless you find yourself trapped near a group of pregnant women (while waiting for your annual pap smear, etc.). I've heard more salacious urination stories from the mouths of pregnant gals than from the volumes of kinky porn an ex-boyfriend collected as "serious art."
I always sigh when I'm done peeing. I guess it's the relief of knowing my bodily FIFO system (first in, first out) still works after all of these decades. Tomorrow I'll discuss the fine points of defecation. :-)
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