Saturday, August 10, 2013
Attack of the Killer Kiddie Meal
So I took my daughter out to lunch today to cap off a rather lovely day of frivolous shopping. This was a test and I knew it. To be able to withstand the temptation of a kiddie meal - replete with chocolate milk and a grilled cheese sandwich. Did I endure the torture? Yes, I did. I chomped on my shrimp, tomato, and red pepper salad, secretly wanting to deprive my only child of the only joy she's known since I went "under" on this diet. I resisted my depraved cravings just long enough to swig an entire carafe of lemon water to quell the longing. When I paid the bill, my child looked up lovingly at me and said she still was hungry. Is there no humanity????
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