Saturday, August 10, 2013

Attack of the Killer Kiddie Meal

So I took my daughter out to lunch today to cap off a rather lovely day of frivolous shopping.  This was a test and I knew it.  To be able to withstand the temptation of a kiddie meal - replete with chocolate milk and a grilled cheese sandwich.  Did I endure the torture?  Yes, I did.  I chomped on my shrimp, tomato, and red pepper salad, secretly wanting to deprive my only child of the only joy she's known since I went "under" on this diet.  I resisted my depraved cravings just long enough to swig an entire carafe of lemon water to quell the longing.  When I paid the bill, my child looked up lovingly at me and said she still was hungry.  Is there no humanity????

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