Sunday Bloody Sunday

Sunday used to be days for relaxation, introspection, and a Bloody Mary.  Post-diet, Sundays are days for relaxation, introspection and no bloody Bloody Mary.  No vodka, no tomato juice, no nothing.  Maybe if I mix Tabasco with some ginger ale and stick a stalk of celery in it, it might pass.  Probably, not.  I'm going go listen to some U2.