Thursday, August 8, 2013

Blue Meanies, Small Wienies

Last night I dreamt a Smurf mugged me.  Left an awful blue stain on my clothes and stole the hot dog I was about to stuff into my mouth.  Not just any wiener, but a Hebrew National in a freshly-made whole wheat bun, with sauerkraut, mustard, and onions.  I ran after the meanie, but he disappeared into a sea of Milk of Magnesia.  Now, I understand why I dreamt of food and the laxative, but a Smurf?  What is this diet doing to me????

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