The Eyes Have It...

Satan's bride, Frankenstein's widow, etc. etc., and that's being kind.  I looked and felt like some slithering, goo-seeping monster all weekend.  The upside was I think I lost weight due to my hideousness.  Couldn't go to a fatting party so I stayed home and watched horror movies that starred creatures whom I closely resembled.  Now I can say my eyes are nearly back to "normal" and my appetite has returned - for celery, carrots, and broccoli.  :-)