Holy Slut of a Day, Batman!

Every day I'm alive is a great day; that's for sure.  I wake up every morning knowing this may be my last day on earth.  No one knows what fate has in store for them or what twists and turn await.  Today was different.  I didn't want to wake up.  In fact, I begged the God of all that is Decedent to keep me smack dab in the middle of the greatest orgy I've ever dreamt.  I'm unable to adequately describe it on paper.  In fact, I'm still trembling from the after shocks.   Suffice to say, there were bodies, fried chicken, and lots of some type of lubricant. Screw the diet  - give me a fat, cheesy orgy topped with whipped cream.