She Came in Through the Bathroom Window....

A very large and hairy spider who, I swore, wore John Lennon glasses and carried a first edition of Charlotte's Web strapped to one of her many legs.  I thought I also could hear her whistling Beethoven's Fifth Symphony in the key of C.  She made herself a comfortable home near the window sill and I swear I could smell a cherry pie baking.  There she sat in a rocking chair, knitting, while I contemplated which celery stick I would gnaw on.   This diet is wreaking havoc with my mind!