Wonder Bread - The Other White Meat

Okay - so I cheated over the weekend.  One lousy piece of white, crusty bread.  ONE LOUSY PIECE.  And what does my stomach become, you might ask?  The Hindenburg - at the exact micro second it went up in flames and became a giant loaf of burning embers.  My gut is the size of a pregnant woman who's 6 months overdue.  The piece of bread is floating around in my tummy like a sea sponge soaking up every molecule of liquid.  Needless to say, I couldn't resist a second slice.  :-)