To Russian Dressing With Love.....

I was watching the classic Bond film for only the 1000th time when,suddenly, I had an urge to nibble on a salad.   On OptiFast, I really don't drench my lettuce in anything but desperation.  However, tonight I spied a solitary glass bottle, huddled near the back of my stainless steel KitchenAid French door, bottom mount.  Almost frozen and separated from the rest of the salad dressings, it sat there regally displaying its label.  Wish-Bone Russian Dressing - "only 6 grams of fat."  I hastily shook it until the contents blended, then opened the bottle to the fresh aroma of lemon, vinegar, paprika, and onions.  There's nothing better than some Russian in my salad.