Cyclone Ranger.....

You know - like the lyric in "I'm Turning Japanese" (The Vapors).  I'm beginning to feel like a food outsider; avoiding those "people" who actually eat solid food.  I find myself panicking when I see some creaton devouring a glazed donut in one hand and some Pop Rocks in the other.  I have the urge to smash a perfectly good (non-fat) grapefruit right into their scum-sucking face - then grab the donut and run.  Am I becoming a Diet Outlaw?????