Korova (Fat-Free) Milk Bar

I've always wanted to spend an evening (or thirty) at the Korova Milk Bar. Sipping ice cold milk (1% or fat-free, of course) laced with a variety of mood altering substances and cavorting with my droogs.  Too bad the bar's only a figment of Anthony Burgess' (brilliant writer) imagination.  Not that I'm advocating drug dabbling.  Most certainly not.  I'm advocating fat-free milk!