Do I Have to Resort to Self-Mutilation?

I lost only 1.1 pound in the last six days. WTF???  I adhered to the diet and didn't cheat - not even once.  It seems my body loves its insulation, its warm blankie, its fat laden Snuggie.  So I was thinking; which of my appendages is the least useful?  I would have to say my right arm, as I do everything with my left hand - everything.  So, I weighed it just to see how much this longish piece of flesh and bone weighs.  Thirteen pounds exactly.  Hummmm......it's tempting.