Friday, July 12, 2013
To Pee or Not to Pee, That is the Question....
Imagine this; you're in the middle of a wildly lustful dream involving a young Sean Connery, a Big Mac, and some magical spoons. Just as things start to get juicy, lucidity rears its ugly head and you realize you gotta pee - badly. Do you: (1) keep on keepin' on with Sean, or (2) wrest yourself from his arms and make the 10 foot trek to the loo? For me, the loo wins every time. The OptiFast diet requires you to drink liquids like a college frat boy on Spring Break. Lots of liquids. Primarily water or other zero calorie libation. And there's only one place it goes; into the bladder. My bladder is rather petite and never has served me well. However, it's also good to know Sean is waiting for when I trudge back to my bed - spoons at the ready.
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