I had a very disturbing dream last night. Maybe it was the effect of the Excedrin PM I took but, nevertheless, it was the most lucid dream sequence I've had in awhile. I was a contestant in a Chinese game show that measured how much Chinese food one could eat in sixty seconds. They weighed me before the snarf fest began and, once again, after filling my gullet. I gained 140 pounds in TWO MINUTES!!!! I must have inhaled the noodles, etc. through orifices other than my mouth to put on that poundage. Anyway, I won the contest but had to be rolled out of the venue like Violet Beauregarde in the movie Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (the great one with Gene Wilder, not the crappy version with Johnny Depp). At least they didn't squeeze me.
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