Well, Isn't That Special

I was standing in line yesterday; my grocery cart brimming with every cruciferous vegetable known to man.  This is what I overhear from the two "ladies" standing in front of me.  "It's so hard for me to keep on the weight."  "Me, too.  I can eat a whole pizza and still lose two pounds."  I wanted to shove a spork (combo spoon and fork) right through their anorexic little hearts.  As I trundled out of the store with my greenery, I saw both women smoking by the side entrance.  I just smiled to myself - there is a God!