Maniac....

Remember that scene in Flashdance (I'm severely dating myself, I know) where Alex (welder by day/Broadway quality dancer at night) is working out to "Maniac" (performed by Michael Sembello)?  The audience sees only her torso (swathed in black spandex) and thighs gyrating and undulating to the beat. Well, that was me today, sans the taut thighs.  Worked out for an hour and burned over 300 calories.  The sweat flowed and it felt, almost, orgasmic.  Gotta go now and find my old hot pink leg warmers.