Saturday, July 6, 2013

SUICIDE MISSION

That about sums up that last six years of my life as it relates to eating.  Constantly seeking out foods deadly to my overall health and well-being.  Who can blame me for killing myself with delectable desserts, piquant pizzas, and satanly sinful Sachertortes?  After all, we're all gonna die sometime, right?  Why not hasten the inevitable with a finger-staining bag of Cheetos? Although I want to die with a smile on my face (preferably contorted in some type of geriatric Kama Sutra sex position), I don't want to die with my ass still jiggling in the coffin (or the urn, for that matter).   So, last week as I was contemplating my navel - orange, that is, I decided to plan a new err.....mission.  A mission of life and healthy eating.....So, here I go....

Fat Stats

Weight - 187
Height - 5ft 9inches
Age - 50
BMI - 27.5

Stay tuned........

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