That about sums up that last six years of my life as it relates to eating. Constantly seeking out foods deadly to my overall health and well-being. Who can blame me for killing myself with delectable desserts, piquant pizzas, and satanly sinful Sachertortes? After all, we're all gonna die sometime, right? Why not hasten the inevitable with a finger-staining bag of Cheetos? Although I want to die with a smile on my face (preferably contorted in some type of geriatric Kama Sutra sex position), I don't want to die with my ass still jiggling in the coffin (or the urn, for that matter). So, last week as I was contemplating my navel - orange, that is, I decided to plan a new err.....mission. A mission of life and healthy eating.....So, here I go....
Fat Stats
Weight - 187
Height - 5ft 9inches
Age - 50
BMI - 27.5
Stay tuned........
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