White Russian...

...is really a Mind Eraser with cream instead of club soda.  Both are extremely potent and one is key to a short story I'm writing.  How does this relate to my diet, you ask?  Alcohol is strictly off-limits right now.  No beer, wine, mixed drinks, or spirits of any kind.  Just water, tea, OptiFast shakes, and coffee.  Maybe if I brew my coffee long enough it will magically become coffee liqueur (another key ingredient of a White Russian/Mind Eraser).  Until then, I'll stick to my Propel water (great thirst quencher) and dream of rocks glasses.