The Urge to Purge

No what you think.  This morning I rid myself of all the calories and latent fat hiding away in my cupboards and fridge.  Dried pastas, fattening soups, rich sauces, frozen treats, etc.  I swept the scourge from the shelves and neatly placed them all in plastic bags - in a nice little row.  I felt, somehow, "virginal" after the cleansing.  Maybe I'm just born again!