Let Me Be Brief.....

I got no fucking sleep last night as my body was in a battle with itself to see how quickly it could devour whatever poor morsel remained in the desolate wasteland now known as my stomach.  I tossed.  I turned.  I kvetched.  Finally, I got up and gnawed on a lean piece of steak like some guttersnipe.  Slumber finally came and I ended up dreaming I was in the Navy.  WTF????  Not only in the Navy (WTF????) but selling Hello Kitty luggage to several well-muscled naval aviators.  This diet is fucking up every molecule of my being.  I can't even get one good wet dream in anymore.  I think I lost another pound, though.  :-)